Man this hole is small

halaalpussy:

latinobussy:

OMG

i cant believe this

Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.
Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

femmewitch:

i still havent recovered from this

giannigaga:

volanus:

starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

She was there for me when no one else was

sir-hathaway:

ryan-haywood:

imagine being straight

image

Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
After jerking off : men are gross
organicfriedplantains:

grow91:

organicfriedplantains:

This is grow91 asshole.

No wonder I can’t feel yo man when he slides in

Bitch this was a lame comeback. Your asshole so loose you can’t even think straight.

You got me

organicfriedplantains:

grow91:

organicfriedplantains:

This is grow91 asshole.

No wonder I can’t feel yo man when he slides in

Bitch this was a lame comeback. Your asshole so loose you can’t even think straight.

You got me